I've been meaning to go through the New Testament in order to list all the sleazy advice that could seem sweet only to someone who'd just read the psychotic horror of the Old Testament. But I'm never going to get around to it.
Off the top of my head, I wrote a shortlist of Jesus' Crimes Against Humanity. This is based on my last reading of the KJV Holy Bible (when I was 12). It's likely insufficient and inadequate as a representation of the evil represented by this fictional character; but on nearly every single one of those points, you could get a conviction in a sane Court of Public Opinion.
I said, sane.
I cannot even get a single person to agree with the seemingly irrefutable assertions I make. They can't refute them, but they can't seem to process them either; so they choose the non-existent third option.
It's fucking insane that we live in a world where humans imagine they have a Right to remain silent when direct questions are put to them, or refuse to accept logic they cannot refute, or refuse to credit logical arguments as valid, or refuse to be swayed by irrefutable evidence or proof (it's all just another opinion, to their unserviceable minds) but nothing is as insane as those who routinely express the way they feel without any logical justification or argument for why they feel that way.
IT'S JUST THE WAY THEY FEEL OKAY!?
Is it okay? I'm just talking to myself because you're too ambivalent to care much either way, which means I'm talking about you and no one is reading this at all.
TLDR: Jesus was a fucking sleazy villain. But then you knew that already, didn't you?